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I figured seen as I’m sat on a train (unusual for me) I’d post on the old tumblog.All is good at the moment…Oh God it feels like I’m gonna burst into “dear diary shit”. Anywhoo had an awesome weekend at tramlines. For anyone unawears of tramlines (the one I’m reffering to not the actual rails trams go on). Its a weekend long free music festival in and around Sheffield city centre. There’s a main stage, a few smaller stages and then crap loadsa bars with gigs on. All for the price of a stolen . Got some great photos over here http://bit.ly/gazstramlinesphotos (posting from app so may have got the link wrong soz). I don’t have much more to say really, and I despise this app. So ill leave it at that.

This is a confession, I am a frickin hypocrite! Yesterday after my “fuck THQ” rant on here. I bit the bullet and bought a battlecode for Homefront. I still don’t agree with them doing it but yet I couldn’t resist that awesome online play. Its like the people who buy iPhones even though they realised there friends are now laughing at them because of the simple things they can’t do. Ah well so is life, fucking corporate sponge we call life.

I’m Angry, heres the deal:

I walk into CEX and by Homefront. I see it says *no DLC* on the label, so i think fair enough i wont get the included extra weapons etc etc. I purchase it and go home to play. I find inside a sheet of paper saying “battlecode”……shit…..i didnt know you now had to have a code to play online. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOUT THQ!

So i have an obviously used code and they want to charge me about £6 to buy a new one. I purchased it pre-owned to save money. THQ have already made £50 from that particular copy of the game when the original owner bought it.

THQ you are greedy fuckwits!

*end of rant*

This blog: Please Come Back!
Me: I’ve not gone anywhere
This blog: LIEEEEEEES!
Me: Fuck you blog, i just typed this!

So i went out and bought Portal 2. And now i’ll do a review on it.

Firstly i bought this though being a big fan of the first game, but like most gamers out there had absolutely no idea of what was in store in the second installment from Valve. Of course id seen the promo vids, and looked at the multiplayer previews. I’d even hung around the Portal Subreddit precariously dodging spoilers.

I’ll be honest before i start this. Ive not yet completed it, in fact i’m not even sure how far though i am. It looks like its starting to get interesting and without spoiling it for anyone who hasn’t yet played…..i have a potato!

The game starts off in what seems to be a hotel room of some kind. I got the feeling of dread as i figured all was not as it seemed. Sure enough after being greeted by a personality core on a rail, named Wheatley. I was on a journey…back into Apertures testing facility. Now i dont want to ruin it for anybody but i am going to say that the first part of the game is pretty much the same as the original portal but with a slight twist. It seems the more you play the more the story evolves, and being that i havent played it all yet i cant comment on any more of the story.

As with many people i loved the stylings of Portal and Portal 2 upholds the reputation. As you revisit parts of the enrichment center and see the occasional familiar sights your constantly reminded that this is set years after the first. The once clean white testing chambers are now dark and eerie, with broken sections, plants and my favourite addition…chambers that are still rebuilding themselves as you enter them. It really adds another dimension to the adventure, and though still equipped with your trusty “Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device” the game feels more than just a puzzler.

If you enjoyed Portal i highly recommend you get Portal 2. Its a perfect extension of the story and its clear a hell of a lot of work went into making the second one just as much fun that the first. The humor (mainly coming from Stephen Merchant, the voice of wheatley), the evolving story, the environments and the added extras for you beady eyed people to pick up on. Its all there and its all good!

GO ON…..BUY IT…For science!

Sounds wrong i know, but all this good stuff plus some of my other online shibabs are now all together in a nice “collection of internet”

If you goto http://flavours.me/gazneale you will arrive at this collection of internet.
If your seeing this and your on my flavours.me page then, congrats!……now why dont you go and feed your eyes!

Ah so you return my fish fingered friend, that more than likely has not got fish fingers upon your person. If you do please leave them by the door and continue…

Disclaimer:
The things of which are going to be pondered here, are not, and will not make sense. They will however make you a cream cheese sandwich if you ask them in a polite tone!

I have been pondering a lot lately. Its included things such as: My mobile talky device, The art of making a decent video, How i could better spend my time and weather it would be a good idea to steal a blog post title from Mr “i’m a lucky bastard who gets to sleep with Katy Perry” Brand. The last one didnt take much thinking…sorry…pondering!

Truth is most of the things i think of are spontaneous. This post for example is one of them. My tweets are about the only time i capture thoughts (follow plz: @gazneale). I’ll come clean; This post is pure bile: expelled from my brain, down through my fingers, into the keys of my laptop, and onto this very clump of pixels your reading now. <—-(Even that one. Can you see it? One tiny pixel). But half the time i cant even piece together anything i’ve thought of, as it was that spontaneous and relevant to that moment in time seconds after it vanishes…poof! (not quite as homosexual as that sounded in your head though)

If your a fan of spontenuity then shame on you its not a real word (according to my dictionary). If you want to become a fan, then by all means revisit sometime….bookmark perhaps? nope, is that asking too much?

I’m coming to the end of this post now, which you will assume does not deserve a place on the internet. I’m also afraid to inform you that it indeed has got a place on the internet, and that place is here. Good Night